Tuesday, March 01, 2005

flatfoot floozie on the fly fly

every once in a while i pause and thank my forgetful and somewhat scattered nature for encouraging humility in me, and a sense of humour. this morning, for what was certainly not the first time, and most likely will not be the last, either, i found myself woken up by the garbage truck, and the subsequent bleary-eyed, half-dressed dash after it, holding a big, stinky, drippy bag of trash. this experience, and the solitary giggles enjoyed shortly afterwards upon private reflection, are surely lost on those of us who are mindful/diligent/organised/rhythmical enough to find a way to remember garbage dates -- or, at least, to write them down and then remember to look at them.

i figure that organisation is a small price to pay for ongoing subjective hilarity.

(yes, that's it: it's not that i'm allergic to mundane details, it's that i've sacrificed my attention to worldly matters at the alter of The Absurd, and her twin, The Goofy.)

it's now 7:45am on my last day in hawaii. i'm alone, after my mad garbage truck chasing jump-start to the day, packing and doing laundry before we leave for home. the boys have gone off to try to squeeze in one more flight before we leave, and
i found a lizard in the dish cupboard. it was outrageously cute and i took a ridiculous number of pictures of it (with the flash on, poor thing). it is very lovely here, but i have to say, that it hasn't tugged at my heartstrings at all. i would come back, if it was easy and made sense. it's quite agreeable and very pleasant and pretty, but is somehow lost on me. i don't know why.

anyway, time to get packing....

1 comment:

Mad'Nis said...

So, You have a nice 2 or three week vacation in Hawaii, (can you hear my jealousy here?) and find time to post two entries on the internet, one about snot in your sandwich and one about chasing a garbage truck. Lady, you are special, hahaha! I liked the lizard story though. Much cuter than rats or mice, why is that? Fussy vs scaly... I guess I think of scaly as cleaner somehow, all that hair is a perfect nightmare for someone... ah... germ-sensitive.

I've been machine-gunned by the germs in Berlin, great gods. Hopefully I'll be all done in a day or so. Yellow mucous coming out of my eyes, can you imaging that??? Not so bad, really, funny waking up to a yellow world.

So did you surf? Was there a tidal wave or a hurricane? Did you see a volcano? Flowing lava? Pearl Harbour? Go scuba diving? Eat any nifty seafood? Wear a grass skirt? listen to any wacky music? I'm positive this trip was more enriching than snot and garbage, I'm somehow certain of this.